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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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sidizenkane

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

itsverybeautifulover-there

And SCANDAL WTF

sidizenkane

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

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….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

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sidizenkane

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

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sidizenkane

Oh my god. DEXTER.

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sidizenkane

THE ACTUAL NEWS

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hijinksensue

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

fieldbears

what is his plan

chaoticallybalanced

I AM THE NEWS

Source: sidizenkane 'news' will no longer be a word with meaning from now on it will be known as 'jay jackson' 'Hey neighbor! Did you see the Jay Jackson this morning?' 'Mhm. Another day of shit weather pal.'
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cishetwhiteoppressor

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

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the-critical-feminist

My god I love her.

cruxofargon

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

eldritchgentleman

You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.

eric-coldfire

Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.

guyveranimefan87

If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.

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Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?

Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”. 

Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.

As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”

It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.

According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables. 

Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…

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… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.

I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…

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There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…

And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…

So… Thanks Hollywood?

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eruditionanimaladoration

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Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

keuppy

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

memeberd

Oh noo you poor name brands maybe you shouldnt have been selling us garbage to feed our fuzzy family members in tHE FIRST PLACE

dexer-von-dexer

This is the first time I’m seeing that millennials are ruining an industry by spending more on something. I’m glad

thesocialjusticecourier

That’s the funny thing though, they’ve tried so hard to paint it as “MILLENIALS WON’T SPEND MONEY WAAAAAAH” - When the reality is, they will, but they’re not like their parents and their not going to spend money on crap and shit. This isn’t Millenials “ruining” anything, this is the beauty of capitalism. Want to sell products 20 years ago? doesn’t matter what you put in it, just market it correctly. Want to sell products now? Better make sure it’s a solid product that doesn’t make you sick or is designed to fucking BREAK ITSELF (looking at you APPLE) after a certain amount of time.

Wah wah wah millenials are ruiiiiiining these companies!!!!!! - Welp, guess they better get on the ball and start making decent products worth buying, then. Welcome to capitalism, muthafuckas.

cisnowflake

Yup. This is the free market working as intended. People have better access to information now. It’s harder to get away with selling a shitty product. People are willing to pay slightly more when they get significantly better quality for the price.

Source: eruditionanimaladoration
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weirdrussians

It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.

officialtomselleck

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

zaku-too

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

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